Detroit Baseball Hurts My Stomach

Here are ten reasons why it is really hard to watch the Tigers play baseball right now.

1. Miscues by umpires against the Rangers. (The curse of Jim Joyce.)

2. Miscues by umpires against the Red Sox. (The curse of Jim Joyce.)

3. Miscues by umpires against other teams. (The curse of Jim Joyce.)

4. Why do umpires hate the Tigers?

5. Our inability to turn a double play. 

6. Max Scherzer's ability to strike people out but inability to win.

7. Our inability to get a big 2 out hit.

8. 560,341,285,019 runners LOB.

9. The play of our second basemen.

10. The scary comparison with the 2007 disaster.